A fork of Rural Dictionary
To botch or bungle. An exclamation of frustration.
Oh giraffe-neck! I just dropped my shampoo bottle on my foot. It really hurt.
Very similar to the awkward turtle, it is used during an awkward moment during sex. Make the "rock on" sign, and stroke the other person's arm slowly.
Debbie: Is it in?
James: *already finished*
Debbie:....
James: *awkward giraffe*
It is a solo sex act in which you start by wrapping your penis in in tin foil, followed by pulling your ballsack back to form a giraffe like symbol with your phallic member, then continuing to insert your tin foil wrapped genitalia into a live electrical socket.
Jim: "Drew how did you end up in the hospital last night?"
Drew: "I tried an electric giraffe and got some shocking results."
The level of highness directly below bird pussy.
I'm so high I went straight past giraffe flaps and right up to bird pussy.
Someone who is really tall, as is the giraffe compaired to many other animals.
To a tall person: "Damn, you're so tall, you're the giraffe of people."
About a tall person: "Dude, did you see that guy? He was like the giraffe of people."
sexual journey of the cock from the pussy, through the woman's tits and into the mouth.
I did the journey of the giraffe to that bitch last night.