Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Cat with a heater

When a person is doing something and sticking their ass out at the same time.

Guy 1: Dude, would you please back up!?
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Because every time we workout, you're like a cat with a heater. Put that thing away

by TheFactSpeaker October 28, 2014

cold heater

When you put a heater in the freezer for a week (make sure it's on but not plugged in) and then douse it in water and then freeze it for another 2 days. After freezing, you plug it in and it explodes and shoots ice everywhere!

White struggle: "Shit mane! That cold heater was crazy!"
Jacob: "Yeah Mane! I got a peice of Ice stuck in my goatse!"
White struggle: "That sucks mane! it was beautiful!"

by Ic Ric July 20, 2014

Beach Heater

Cigarettes smoked while occupying the beach or surrounding beach area

Let’s go chill at the beach and smoke some beach heaters with the boys!

by Roy Rogers McFreelyy August 08, 2021

heater hugger

A lame person that can't find warmth to enjoy so they decide to hug a heat fan for the day.

your such a @#%& heater hugger.
Fat1ne

by Fat1ne February 20, 2016

Blowin' heaters

To fart. Especially when it was meant to go unnoticed.

Someone on this plane needs to stop blowin' heaters, cause we can all smell it and it stinks.

by Deanis McAwesome November 05, 2017

Beaner heater

Spicy salsa put on food. Used in situations when you are unable to warm up your lunch. The spiciness tricks you into thinking the meal is warm.

Man, my taco got cold.

- Dude just use the beaner heater.

by Muddy Boots April 17, 2020

wood heater

A stove that is used to heat a house with wood as it's fuel source. Can be made out of tin, steel, cast iron, etc.

A wood heater heats my house.

by happyatcommonsense March 07, 2015