A fork of Rural Dictionary
I have officially come up with the meaning for the pirate-saying SHIVER ME TIMBERS. Ok get this: Another word for timber is wood. And when you shiver, you're usually cold or afraid. In other words..........
FEAR MY WOOD.
Arrr, zat's how teh pirates like it. Shiver me timbers! PH34R T3H W00D.
Used by pirates in the late 17century. Also means 1337 h4x0r
OMG!!1 Teh iz such a shiver me timbers!!1 PWNED
To blow a rasberry on a guys balls for him to get hard or cum in her face while she wanks him!!!
" Come shiver my balls bitch !!! "
The act of tickeling the males undersack then fingering his urethra forsively.
This phrase usualy has emphasis on most letters and a moaning sound when said.
OHHH Alec, Shiver My Wah!
or
OHHH Alec, Shivvver Mai WAHHHHH!!!!!
To not be scared of anyone or anything
Oh my god he’s big and bad well shiver me ball sacks
The uncontrolable urge to shiver/shimmy while urinating. Mostly happens to young males.
Larry made a real mess of the bathroom with his whiz shiver.
Upon thrusting a fist into your partners asshole, you punch or thrust upwards until you tickle the tonsils and provide a shiver of delight or death.
Aaron gave Jeff the old forearm shiver me timbers until he squeeled in delight.