A fork of Rural Dictionary
A form of crop dusting where you accidentally shit yourself. This smells so toxic that it is comparable to the spraying of Agent Orange from cropdusters during the Vietnam War.
"When had to let one rip in school, I had a Vietnam Crop Dusting the hallway. Can you bring me some clean pants, mom?"
Boy 1: have you heard of the Vietnam missles
Boy 2: they dont have any
Boy 1: I know
A Vietnam Landing Strip is when a guy doesn't wipe his ass and has shit on him until it forms in a landing strip shape. In sexual terms, a girl would land her tongue on the strip and lick it until it's clean.
Dude, my girl asked if she could play with my Vietnam Landing Strip. Her tongue felt like warm jello
What Mark Wahlberg calls the fine specimens living in southeast Asia known as the Vietnamese. You can also call them VFS in short.
Person 1: Which asshat stole my bike!
Person 2: IT WAS THAT VIETNAM FUCKING SHIT!
a pretty cool southeast asian country with good culture and history!
the country I am from
tourist: do you know the language of Vietnam?
random Vietnameese :có, đó là Tiếng Việt
Some bastard: The usa lost to vietnam
Some grandpa: *Vietnam flashback*