A fork of Rural Dictionary
He is the fattest person who walks into McDonald's. All the other fat people see him as a god. All the the skinny people see him as a kid with type 2 diabetes. every day for breakfast, lunch and dinner Chris does the 50 Mcnugget challenge.
Yo, that has to be a Chris
It is the god Chris!
Chris is a guy who is good at everything. especially art! the person standing over your shoulder telling you "DO IT DO IT" someone that pushes everyone else. the life of the party. Chris can get anyone to smile :) also known as Mr.Smooth. the ladies love him.
"he pulled a Chris"
The most awesome guy that is on the earth. He has great looks he just doesn't relize it. He is an awesome lacrosse player. He may not be smart in school but he has a kind heart and You will always have fun with him no matter what. He can make you laugh when your sad. He is amazing.
P.S. I love you Chris
Friend: Guess what? I finally kissed Brad!
Me: Yay!! I talked to Chris for 4 hours last night!
Friend: LUCKY!!! I am SO jealous!!!
Fuck Chris! He is gay! He lies about a lot of shit. He lies and shit lies about the most unbelievable things.
Ex
Chris: I am going die
Me: fuck you nigga