A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you pull your dick out of a woman’s pussy and finish in your hand, then throw it in her face as hard as possible.
Damn we were so drunk on shine that I gave that stripper an Appalachian Facial.
Appalachian - white people ( hillbillies ) that live in from the western Catskill Mountains of New York to northern Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi . West Virginia ... pretty much people that live in shacks or log cabins in the mountains, they live off the land & live a rustic lifestyle .... most likely people you see with a confederate flag, Santa Claus like beards, denim overalls, flannel shirts, bare feet or work boots, drive a pick-up truck.... most were likely farmers or coal miners.... they can be mis taken for Southerns or their distant cousins from the Ozarks, the Ozarks covers most of the southern half of Missouri & northwestern & north central Arkansas, as well as much smaller portions of northeastern Oklahoma & southeastern Kansas. they might not take too kindly to outsiders ! also note all 3 of them the Appalachian , Ozark ! southerners are known to carry firearms be it for hunting or self-defense!
if you are Irish ,Scottish , Scotch-Irish aka ulster Scot, English and live in the USA there is a 60 % chance you might come from Appalachian people ! mountain people
When a group of people cram together on a trampoline under quilts and watch the stars.
Hey, y'all gonna make it to the Appalachian quilt orgy?
When you have run out of toilet paper and you call your cousin Cletus or equivalent to come and do you a solid and use his stream of urine to clean your chocolate covered starfish.
“Yeah I ran out of toilet paper and I had to give my cousin a call to come and give me an Appalachian bidet to get clean.”
Stuffing your nuts in your partners butthole
Billy and I went camping and he gave me an Appalachian squirrel so he could stay warm
Hiding open bottles of moonshine and other liquor in random spots around your house.
Daryl bought a house with an Appalachian Wine Cellar. So far he’s found a broken bottle of Old No. 7 in the tub, Fireball in the attic, and some mystery moonshine in the crawlspace.
When a bunch of male friends assemble and ejaculate on a new item for good luck.
We are doing an Appalachian blessing this Friday on my new lawnmower.