A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act in which a man (for any variety of reasons) gains access to someone’s home bathroom in order to ejaculate Semen into their gel bottle. This will give the recipients hair a unique hold and often times result in white crusty flakes on the hair.
After using spiked Gel, Todd’s hair had a strong hold and also white hue to it. He has no idea I spiked his gel while he was out late.
Hammer Gel is any form of lubrication used for jacking off.
Bill got a hand full of hammer gel and wacked it
A symptom of showering tierd -
When one showers in a reduced state of awakeness that they momentarily forget the application of shower gel and therefore are caught in an infinite loop of reapplying shower gel.
Mark: Adam was never seen again, legend has it his skin was bright red when they found him.
Leo: Ah the Shower Gel Paradox it's becoming an epidemic.
When you're a jackass that doesn't smile for your school portrait and sit there like a dipshit with a blank expression on your face.
Kid 1: Mitchell's dumbass didn't smile for the photographer at school today
Kid 2: Yeah but that's a fuckin badass gel picture
When you're a jackass that doesn't smile for your school portrait and sit there like a dipshit with a blank expression on your face.
Kid 1: Mitchell's dumbass didn't smile for the photographer at school today
Kid 2: Yeah but that's a fuckin badass gel picture