A fork of Rural Dictionary
A middle name for cocksucking whores
You can tell her middle names Joyce, ew what a hoe
Always thinks she is very attractive and self obsessed but is actually behaves very inappropriate and annoying around guy she like. She falls in love very easily and confesses the minute she falls in love with "her" guy! Meeting her will be something you will regret because she likes to spread fake rumours about crushes just to entertain herself. Trust me, you will not want to meet her in your life since she will only cause you trouble. She is also very easy to cry.
A very beautiful and amazing person. Has the biggest RBF in the world but you know her so well that you know shes secretly happy. She is very honest and oklahoma on her period. She is overall a really good person to have and you are a very lucky and W person if you have a Joyce as your girlfriend
Me: Glarp
Joyce: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH (cutely)
Self proclaimed "GODESS" Joyce is a temper tantrum midget with the highest expectations to spite her own miserable life, however, she is definitely supportive and will always promise to be there for you.. Well an hour late.. Her diet consists of ice-cream , Lindt and did I mention ice-cream? A diabetic, depressed and somehow living human. Joyce is the most likely individual to die in a fire, due to her inability to replace the batteries in her fire alarm. Due to her inability to refuse anything ever, Joyce’s will often get roped into doing something they never wanted to do in the first place, but will end up being the life of the party anyway.
Person 1: Hey Joyce do you wanna go start a street fight in the middle of the city and commit multiple crimes with us? I promise it'll be fun
Joyce:
Person 2: Just say no. You can do it. Don't be roped into their stupid criminal activities.
Joyce: sure, I'm in.
Plural of joist is joists. Due to the similarity with the mostly girls' given name, some people dumb it down, by humour or perhaps ignorance, and say joyce/joyces.
What size steel joyces I need for my floors and ceilings? I'm using steel and masonry to build my house?
The type of street hooker who would give you a discount if you let her eat your scrum
Joyce gave me a freebie once she realized I was opened to rimjobs