A fork of Rural Dictionary
when buddy is packing a full color palette downstairs
yo, robbie's definitely packing a full tone malone
A game played by men, usually after large amounts of drinking. The men compare their dick sizes. The man with the largest member becomes the winner. All of the losers must refer to the winner as Big Dick Malone for the rest of the day.
"Ted became Big Dick Malone after dropping a full nine inches."
Noun; Having an undesirable/terrible result. Usually used with heavy sarcasm
"Hey Caleb, how did your game of cribbage go"?
"Poop-dick Malone bro. I got smoked by my girlfriend".
A girl with a resting bitch face
That girl ALWAYS looks angry, I can never tell. She is a bitch face malone.
To be left alone, being on one’s own
Hey Wally, you left me on my pat malone and I have to do the motor rebuild by me fuckin self.
a fucking hero.
he saved a fuckton of people using ivermectin.
"very soon there will be hundreds of health officials saying 'it was your choice, no one made you take it'" ~dr robert malone.