Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

ass-scratcher

The nth level of "ho-hum". That which will bore you to tears.

Yeah, that book of poetry...Leaves of Grass, I think...you know...the one President Clinton gave Monica...I read it in a post grad humanities course....what an ass-scratcher.

by harry flashman July 04, 2003

Pocket scratcher

Where a person/animal scratches his or her gooch through there pocket.

Hey you see that kid over there he is a pocket scratcher, it also smells really bad.

by Yer mummy;) January 31, 2023