Country Dictionary

1) n. A magnificent and legendary steed.

2) n. An unusually large ostrich who's bloatedness lets it rise into the air like a phoenix with you on its back.

Son: I saw a swollen ostrich in the sky today daddy!

Father: wtf?

Ostrich-ing: To stick your mug in anything while your hands are on your hips with your elbows pointing up.

Yo, I was ostrich-ing on some chicks crotch all night, bro.

This is the final stage of a woman playing with herself . It means for her to have a MASSIVE orgasm after playing with herself .

Massive orgasm on a woman .

Ostrich-sheeple-lemmings are humans who figuratively bury their heads in the sand so they don't see, act like a herd of sheep, then herd themselves over a cliff like lemmings.

Jane called John an example of ostrich-sheeple-lemmings for refusing to face reality.

A term used to describe contact hockey with brutal hockey players. Usually consists of good hockey players, who gave up the dream, playing contact hockey against players that can barely skate (tri-pods). Because the brutal players cannot skate, their eyes are focused on their skates, hence, head in the dirt, like an ostrich. Furthermore, they cannot protect themselves, and are subject to devastating body contact.

College club hockey is a good example of this.

"Hows the league stuey?" "Ostrich hockey, guys skating with their heads down. These guys can get hurt out there."

The act of burying your face into the vaginal canal; simutaniously forcing one's fist into the rectum and striking oneself in the face, there by knocking oneself out.

I totally gave that bitch the ostrich knock out the other night.

I gave a sweet ostrich knock out.

Would you like an ostrich knock out?

When a manboy attains in the penis the necessary tumescence of the meat shaft that would, in due diligence, be required forthwith to bend said shaft underneath the testicle closet, with urethra aimed with verisimilitude towards the particular gentleman's brown nugget nectar, and announces himself with firm and steady protrusion of the anal chamber, like Apollo 13 landing the lunar module on the face of our great Moon. If one such individual demonstrates the ability to "ride himself" and produce the pleasure potion necessitated by so many of our brethren so that it may flow hither and thither about the shaft meat, then he truly is his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. An ostrich buries its head in the sand whence it realizes how ugly it is; a penis buries itself in its owner with extreme effort.

Hey, man, my friend's date stood him up last night so he gave himself a Motor City ostrich as a consolation prize.