A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you're in the middle of oral sex, where the girl is on her knees, and forcefully pick her up and lean her forward. Grab her ass and say "I've found my sweet rolls" Then back away five paces, and scream "LET ME SHOW YOU THE POWER OF TALOS" and then ram your dick forcefully into her ass.
God, I love it when Johnny does the Skyrim Shuffle.
the act of receiving a rim job while spitting fire
dude, i was getting a skyrim job and i totally lit my room on fire
sky rimjob - the act of eating butthole thats suspended from something
"I gave jimmy the most amazing skyrim job. he was hanging from the handicapped bathroom stall"
someone who enjoys giving someone a rim job while they are playing skyrim. or the other way around.
Josh is a total skyrim-er. He just skyrim-ed this guy last night, it was wild.
A statement solders or citizens may say in The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim. Typically what a Stormcloak may say right before you completely obliterate them.
“Skyrim for the Nords!” The Stormcloak shouted, before he got obliterated by a Khajit Dragonborn
The hard-on you get when having a Skyrim on a flight.
"Man I got such a Skyrim boner, while my guy was licking out my ass on out flight to New York. It led to the bext hand job ever!"
The act of playing skyrim with one hand, as to keep the other hand free for self pleasure.
Mr. Johnson played so much one handed skyrim that they had to put a cast on his hand and suspend his xbox live account.