Country Dictionary

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Telephone itis

: marked fondness for or obsession with telephoning afflicted with the telephonitis … common to all teen-agers— J. S. Qualey.

When she drinks too much she has telephone itis. My teenage son got home from school today and all of a sudden he had telephone itis.

by Jenyrose October 23, 2022

Tijuana telephone

Peeing in one’s partner’s breakfast cereal and forcing them to eat it while they scream “hungry hungry hippo” at the top of his/her lungs

Hahaha! Can you Tijuana telephone me?

by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024

telephone cord

The curly cord that connects the handset to the base of your telephone - providing you don't have a cordless phone. Dirt cheap second hand lengths can be bought easily and are frequently used in bdsm.

I hog tied her with a cuple of lengths of Telephone Cord and she looked so good

by January Sales May 03, 2005