A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you do a bitch so hard she either bleeds or cries, and not just on her first time.
"I'm gonna fuck the shit out of that bitch, cuz she got a fine ass."
To have sex so extensively or so energetically such that all natural lubrication is used up.
I will fuck the slick out of her until my dick smokes!
When a man fucks a woman so good she orgasms multiple times, trembles/shakes uncontrollably, is unable to speak properly and needs to sleep afterwords to recover.
Ted: Fucked me girlfriend last night good and proper, she couldn't speak properly afterwords.
Bob: Thats because you fucked her brains out man.
Ted: Fucking right i did!
Common phrase yelled out by bird-dogging foremen that accuse you of not working. These foremen are never around when you need them but the second you put your tools down they seem to appear out of thin air to yell at you and ask you why you are not working.
Skilled Tradesman: "Alright Toofus , let's set our tools down and..."
Bird Dogging Forman: "What the fuck are you Toofuses doing?! You're fucking my eyes out! Get back to work!'
Something someone says (screams, yells) when they are about to bash your skull into a wall until your brains ooze out your ears.
Note: This phrase is sometimes used as an idle threat by someone who thinks they're badass. Make sure not to be that d-bag.
Lyssa: OMGZ, did you see the new Twilight movie?! It was sooo good! OMG, OMG I got this new pair of shoes... They're so cute, right? They're all pink and pointy toed, ahhh!
Nikki: I'll beat the fucking shit out of you if you don't shut up.