A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your penis shrinks without your realizing, you sit down to go to the bathroom, and you end up peeing over the edge of the toilet onto the floor and possibly onto your pants
Hey Kevin, what’s on your pants? Did you take a Hong Kong golden shower?
Any man from Hong Kong that took the risk of pursuing his true passion regardless of what society expected from him, successfully earning a full-time income and eventually securing financial wealth purely from living his dreams, elevating his own lifestyle and taking care of his family during the process. A man that overcame countless hardships and obstacles to escape the rat race and live a life of success and freedom on his own terms, accumulating not only a substantial amount of money but also unanimous respect and a loyal following from being himself.
He has developed iron grit and sharp instincts from decades of surviving in the concrete jungle known as Hong Kong, allowing him to manifest anything he puts his mind to. A trilingual tongue of native Cantonese, English and Mandarin from a local upbringing makes him a force to be reckoned with in any professional setting. His boundless energy and drive is powered by the soul and blood of an ancient dragon within him. His ambition and power comes from the wrath of his ancestors who went through lifetimes of pain and struggle for him to exist, a weight that he carries with ease on his way to the top of the world.
That man been getting to the bag, he a Hong Kong Don for sure.
Hong kong Life is a way of life embodied by a few basic principles, we will get into shortly. Lets start with the origins, i was first introduced to this way of life in 2010 in my travels in asia. I ran into a kind Australian bloke who began to teach me the true meaning of a well balanced life. Ill never forget one of the most valuable lessons my bupu mentor taught me was to never turn down a chance at porking, because one day i would regret not porking all those girls when im weak ans feeble and my porking days are over.
So the basic day to day principles are very easy to get the hang of. One being PMW, pussy, money weed. These are always going to be the top threw priorities on the day to day for one who follows this way of life. Remember, dont turn your nose up at some slizz! The next is BFF, this is Bag Fun Friends. Life is short and securing the bag is necessary for freedom which then leaves room for just having fun and copping the homies insane drip. I will never stop this lifestyle and my mentor, wherever you are out there, i wish you many luck and much sex. Peace Love and Bupu.
Hong kong lifestyle keeps my bag lookin good, i get sit back and sucked, im a golden god. Never felt this good.