A fork of Rural Dictionary
As made famous by CNN contributor, Jeffrey Toobin. Whacking the weasel during a work related Zoom Call.
"How's work going today Bob???"
"Nothing to do but Toobin! Hopefully nobody saw me."
When you show your junk on a Zoom or Skype call.
John didn’t realize he was toobin in this mornings Zoom meeting.
Passing a dookie or other bodily fluid while attending a video conference. Clothing is optional.
I just passed the fattest Toobin while on that meeting call.
Masturbating in front of a computer while the camera is active, either purposefully or accidentally, because let's face it, it's not like you'll get any sympathy if you say it was accidental.
I got caught toobin' on a company Zoom call and I don't know what's worse, the humiliation I feel right now or the humiliation I'll feel on every job interview for the rest of my life.
To masturbate at work. More specifically, to masturbate during a work meeting, conference call, Zoom meeting, or similar, a la Jeffrey Toobin.
Today's Zoom meeting was endlessly boring and unnecessary, so I decided to kill some time by Toobin' for a bit.
Masturbating during an online video computer meeting or class. Especially a zoom meeting.
I thought I was muted, but my teacher caught me Toobin during math class and I got suspended.
Beating your meat live on a business video call as your coworkers watch.
Excuse me Boss, I’m about to pull a Toobin.