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A dick that is either so large or small, that you can only tolerated for a short period of time.
He had a vacation dick, but it was okay 'cause I knew I was leaving in three days.
A penis that is of excessive size that one would want to receive only once and a while. As opposed to boyfriend dick.
I hooked up with a guy last night who had vacation dick. It was huge and l still cant walk right.
A dick so large, one cannot do it constantly, like going on vacation, as opposed to a boyfriend dick.
OMG, that guy had such a vacation dick, I won't be able to fuck for a month.
A dick too big for everyday use. Something you could only handle as often as you go on vacation.
"You broke up with Mikey? I thought you liked him a lot."
"I do. But, he got that vacation dick. And, I ain't trying to have no vacation pussy, if you know what I mean. Besides, that shit hurt."
When you take dick from anything with good looks. You don't need to keep his so size doesn't matter in this situation.
That guy from the beach was so hot but the vacation dick was eh...
A dick that is so large that women can only occasionally.
boyfriend dick
Woman: I can't have sex with my boyfriend a lot because he has a vacation dick.
A dick you get while out on a trip, usually surprisingly large in size. You can't take this dick on a daily basis which makes it perfect for a temporary vacation.
I got some vacation dick when I went to Vegas. Oh boy was it big, but what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas am I right?