A fork of Rural Dictionary
The sexiest person alive, often answers the question, "Who's Candace?" and loves to engage in Bofa circles. An all around upstanding human who likes to see something else standing (iykyk). This person will often be gone for long periods of time, leaving your whole family to question where they are.
I love to f ur mom. Naive Person: Who? Me: Your mom Naive Person: Asked (haha gottem) Me: me to f her
An old joke people that don't know how to roast use when someone says something
Your stupid "Your mom is stupid"
The largest astronomical object discovered in the observable universe.
- Hey, what's that giant dot in the sky? It looks huge, what the hell!? - Your mom, bro.
the hottest chick in the world and a great response to any question or comment... EVER
Guy 1: "That jell-o was fucking awesome" Guy 2: "Your mom's fucking awesome"
Probably the most over-used, unintelligent and pathetic comeback phrase and/or insult ever imaginable in all of humankind. Not only is the useage commonly meaningless and inaccurate, it's a piss-poor and half-assed attempt at trying to offend someone who is clearly clever and better at insulting you than you are at insulting them. The term is also pretty annoying, petty and pitiful.
Ex: Person #1: I see that you are overweight, unlikeable and have a horrid personality... Who taught you to be the way that you are, you skanky slut? Person #2: Your MOM! Person #1: I suppose that makes sense, since you've never met with my mother or have ever been acquainted with her. Whatever. You suck at making insults. Person #2: Um... shit, I guess you're right.