A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something you will never have cause you waiting for the real life Mitch Rapp to come along. Or the real life version of any Dylan O'Briens characters.
Friend, why u still single
Me,I'm waiting for Mitch rapp to become a real person. And my boyfriend
The guy that’s hiding a side bitch from you 💁🏽 ♀️
1: hey I got a boyfriend
2: you mean a guy with a side bitch ?
Funny, kindest person you’ll ever meet, very attractive, best smile:) , has the power to make anybody happy with just his words, such an amazing laugh, anyone who has even a chance to speak to him is so lucky. I could never put into words how amazing he is. <4
Callie’s boyfriend is the most close to perfect person you will ever meet.
The boyfriend that everybody hears about, but nobody sees. He has a wife, so he doesn't like to be known as your boyfriend by anyone other than you, but calls you his girlfriend. You are his secret lover.
My invisible boyfriend came over today, but he left before anyone came home.
The feeling where u either want a bf or want to see ur crush
Definition: the feeling of jealousy bc u need a bf (I wanna boyfriend)
Pronounced: ai wa na boi fre nd
The bite of food taken by a romantic partner, typically a boyfriend. This type of bite occurs when only one bite is offered, and the singular bite is typically enormous, much larger than an average bite. Boyfriend bites are more typically seen between people who are in a longer-term relationship. Please note that when engaging in the boyfriend bite, you may get one back.
Anne: God, I'm starving. I'm so glad our burgers are here!
Ben: Yours looks really good! Can I have a bite?
Anne: Okay, sure, just one bite.
Ben: Thanks! *eats half of her burger in a single bite*
Anne: I SAID ONE BITE!
Ben: And I took one bite! A boyfriend bite! :)
Anne: >:(
Ben: Tell ya what, you can have a bite of mine, too.
Anne: Okay :)
my boyfriend doers not know who Dove Cameron is.
we are not alike.
Perish.
person 1: hey! Dove Cameron in Descendants.. am I right ?? :D
my uncultured boyfriend: ... who's that slag?
person 2: *shhakes head in dibelief* so uncultured :(