A fork of Rural Dictionary
A clock that, after having been bitten by a zombie, uses blood-coagulation rates to calculate approximately how long until you will become a zombie. When the clock finally counts down to 0:00:00, you are craving brains.
Better pull that trigger before her zombie clock hits zero....
When someone is so intoxicated that they literally cant do anything
You seem pretty wasted , feel free to take a zombie nap and vabe.
An object when worn makes one do stupid things.
Real Estate Agent: Would you like to but some waterfront property in Arizona? Potential Property Buyer: Hell no! Does it look like I have a zombie cap on!? Teacher: Can anyone tell me what two plus two equals? Student: That would, uuh, be five? Teacher: Wrong! Take off your zombie cap and pay attention!
he is a cool man and he gives me money so that i can do more!!!! yes
Hey, has cest le zombie given us the kidneys yet? Yeah! He got around to it yesterday!