A fork of Rural Dictionary
Finger blasting your girlfriend in the back seat as her parents are driving in the front seats.
I gave Kendra the Back Seat Blast on the way home the other night.
People taking pictures of everything.
The tourist were all up in the trendy restaurant camera blasting. Posting that shit to FB!
A divine soda. Taco Bell is the seat of a contented colon and a nourished soul. To eat it is to feel joy. To feel joy is to eat it. It is beautiful. Yet to properly respect this most sacred gift of God it must be and only can be consumed with the proper traditional drink. Truly a drink which consumed by the right soul can lead to All-Venerable Spiritual Ecstasy! A pop who's heavenly flavor bubbles up to eternal life! The beverage of the Aeon. Once, an Angel came down and troubled the waters of an extra-large cup of Bahai Blast. Any man who drinks thereof drinks to eternal life! When someone thinks this is merely a joke or disrespectful to the religion, remember, all of my memories are very precious blessings that I owe to God. Even the good food and drink that I was blessed to consume growing up and till this very day. This isn't even ironic. When God so created the hard-shell taco, he so created the Bahai Blast in that very same breath. And to this day, the closeness of these two seemingly unrelated words is not lost on me. The mystery of the Bahai Blast is real! No disrespect. This is actually highest respect. Even little blessings from God are sacred. Plus it's just really good.
The Bahai Blast went great with that Chipotle Ranch Chicken Burrito!
When a guy grows his public hair out and makes it into a second penis using hair gel, then using both to penetrate both holes at the same time.
Yo bro, I just got done gel blasting.