A fork of Rural Dictionary
A local Daytona viglante or assassin group. Most are former civil service workers. They are known for hacking into phones and planting evidence that no one knows is there until it's too late. They also get money from the government to create a mobile unit with fancy dodge chargers or challengers. They are paid with a bounty by an ex husband or ex girlfriend seeking ultimate revenge. They utilize the local police department software, the court database, and local college research institutions to use EMF devices and illegal substances to bring a person to the point of not being able to fight. They love to stalk and do black bag jobs, tamper with mail, steal from accounts all in hopes of making their target commit suicide.
Have you had the red scare of the Suicide Squad yet?/
When a female is masturbating, right before busting your nut yell "MOM!" or "DAD!" and try to finish before said person enters the room.
Oh girl I can’t go out tonight I got grounded when I failed the suicide rub.
A moment/event which is so unfortunate or tragic, due to which, even if a person commits suicide, it's completely understandable.
Tim: I was working on my essay since two hours straight, and I took a break for 'bout 2 minutes. That's when my mum walked in, and she thought, I was lurking this all time around! I
Fred: That's totally LSM: Legitimate Suicide Moment!