A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you finger your lady friend and use the excess spit, cum, vagina juices to make a creamy muffin.
Tina: Bill gave me a touch muffin last night!
Atira: No way I wish I could get a man like that to give me a touch muffin!
Tina: Stfu Atira you ugly slut.
I'll give but don't do it too me
I'll give u oral but I don't want it back * don't touch me)
Body " I'm not the one to play with like a touch me not, ah" megan thee stallion
When walking the aisles of the supermarket, a man who goes to the wrong section of the deodorant aisle, the gay section, and subsequently touches the gay deodorant causes the aforementioned man to become a raging homosexual. By the time the formerly straight male makes it to the end of the aisle, to realise their mistake, they will be speaking with a gay lisp, dreaming of smoking pole and being slammed in the arse by eight giant prison homos and dressing in tight pants with the arse missing.
There goes Colin, he touched the gay deodorant
I know a guy called Colin and he touched the gay deodorant and now he likes being slammed in the arse by massive homos in back alleys
Caressing the lower back/upper butt where the crack begins.
His hand slid down my back and I felt him touch my plum.
When a player plays a game of Australian Rules Football and does not register a single stat.
'Did you hear about Jack on the weekend? He had 0 touches.'
To say you got touched is to say you got ripped off.
Peter: How much did you pay for your tickets?
Tom: $150 each for 3
Peter: You got touched! I paid $300 for 4!!