A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someones who's erected or soft penis is so large that one is said to be able to see it from space. This term can only be applied to people who have had their male reproductive organs compared to that of a horse. People defined as gargantuan hammers tend to be in prison or working as a prostitute. ( pronouns: dude, guy)
"Holy shit, that kid Graham is a fucking gargantuan hammer"
Someones who's erected or soft penis is so large that one is said to be able to see it from space. This term can only be applied to people who have had their male reproductive organs compared to that of a horse. People defined as gargantuan hammers tend to be in prison or working as a prostitute. ( pronouns: dude, guy)
"Holy shit, Graham is a fucking gargantuan hammer"
an alternative to the words "fart-knocker" if you want to be really polite, but still want to imply someone who is mail enjoys both giving and receiving anal sex.
"I really wish he would admit it to himself - Nigel is such a serious gas hammer!"
Getting kicked in the dick while erect
This one guy: "My friend got kicked in the dick while erect the other day by his girlfriend"
This other guy: "A classic case of "Hammering the Nail""
when one places elbow high into the air while jumping from high alittudes into an unexpecting audience or even a large crowd at a show or concert or just as some general tom foolery with friends
As i came upon the breakdown in the last notes of the song i applied the flying hammer to the heads of some unexpecting emo queers
"Jacked up feet"... Eddie Murphy in Boomerang
Eddie: Man, I don't know if I can date that girl anymore. I pulled back the covers on her feet and hammer time.
Martin: C'mon man, you don't fuck her feet, damn!