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When having sex with a large girl who is a squirter, right before she blows lift her ass and legs up so she spouts like a whale breaching the ocean deep!
That gal last night whale spouted me, I need a rain jacket and a tetanus shot.
Thar she blows, she just had an intense whale spouting, we lost many good men.
That freak whale spouting incident left me soaked to the bone!
A person that has a large ego and compensates with his whale cock.
E.g- This guy is such a whale wank!
Whilst sat in the bath, with your collection of named whale toys you pick I winner and stare it in the eyes as you tug your tiny little pecker
Matty was having a whale wank and realised he should stop being such a virgin
When you put your hands on your partners ass and yell "I'M WHALING ON THE MOON" . Commonly done after injecting 30 pots
I'M Whaling on the moon.
jumping onto someone like a breaching whale
zach said whale time as he jumped onto his friend.
Whale Punch /pʌntʃ/ Show Spelled Pronunciation
wha-ale puhn-ch Show IPA
Use whale punch in a Sentence
–noun 1. a thrusting blow, esp. with the fist to the body or surrounding of a whale.
–verb (used with object) 3. to give a sharp thrust or blow to, esp. with the fist directly or indirectly to a Whale.
4. to poke or prod a whale, as with a stick.
5. Informal. to deliver (smack talk, figurativly spoken) with vigor.
6. to strike or hit in operating: to punch the whale; I'm going to whale punch you.
Twenty-Finger Timmy: "Listen Flap, If you dont shut your back alley hooker mouth, I'm going to Whale punch you in your mouth."
Flap: "Hey Twenty-Fingers, You see that whale over there? Yeah, I think he's givin' me stink eye, yeah. If he doesn't quit that stink business, I'm gonna Flippin Whale Punch that Whale right in his stinky business."
People looking for Highly Allocated and underwhelming spirits
These whale watchers came into my store looking for Pappy