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German Things

When a girl tells you she want's to do German Things; You probably should fill up before your date, as she want to eat what comes out of your dark passage (poop play)

Slutty Quagmire: Big Pete, Help! She Wants to do German Things! GERMAN THINGS! Big Pete: What? No! He hasn't eaten anything in days! it's not going to work!

by Quagmire Apprentice December 13, 2024

German Things

When a girl tells you she wants to do German Things; You should fill up before your date, as it involves poop play

Slutty Quagmire :Big Pete, Help! She wants to German Things, GERMAN THINGS! Big Pete: What? No! He hasn't eaten anything in days! It's not going to work!

by Quagmire Apprentice December 13, 2024

Ambiguous Thing

a person who looks like they snuck onto the earth and came from area 52, this person needs to be investigated and researched immediately, this person is not special whatsoever.

"ewww look at her, what an ambiguous thing"

by speicalzzzzz October 23, 2023

Ambiguous Thing

Someone who snuck onto the earth and because of that research needs to be done on the thing immediately. the thing is not special whatsoever

"have you seen that girl over there." "Yes! What an ambiguous thing"

by speicalzzzzz October 23, 2023

First we drink the coffee then we do the things

This is a useful phrase for any situation. Memes depict actors or people drinking coffee, so it is applicable. One of the best is the bridge of the Starship Enterprise where Captain Kirk, Sulu, and the navigator are drinking coffee on their shift.

First we drink the coffee then we do the things. coffee

by MyComputerMan July 15, 2017

Ramsey thing

When something awful but hilarious happens to you just because God decided you needed one more thing to deal with…and your name is Ramsey

My car broke down on the way to work” “That’s such a ramsey thing to happen to you”

by arthurmorgan October 11, 2022

today on things

Expression. Short-hand for "Today on things that happened". Used when someone is lying, or exaggerating a story. Often used on the internet and seldom in real life.

"Here's a picture of the house I paid off in two years using essential oils!! #BossBabe" "Today on things"

by GoobyeLikeAOuija July 26, 2021