A fork of Rural Dictionary
A man who doesn’t like to partake in kinky/dirty sexual activities. A man who likes to stick to regular sexual intercourse with no extras.
He wouldn’t even finger pop my asshole. He’s such a cakey man.
When someone has passed out/fallen asleep and are given an iron mask they become "The man in the iron mask". Some people say that "The man in the iron mask" weilds incredible powers.
Whilst Marmaduke lay sleeping he unknowingly became the "The man in the iron mask"
The name for those stupid metal (usually aluminum) "wallets" that are supposed to keep identity thieves from stealing your credit card info.
Stupid idiot - "Look at my new metal wallet."
Smart guy - "That's not a wallet, that's a man clutch. Do you store it in your vagina? You're an ass clown."
(n.): not being able to find food items that are right there and easily found by anyone lacking a Y-chromosome.
My husband can't ever find the mustard in the fridge. I can't blame him, though, since he's just suffering from man problems.
Reply that guys sometimes hear when they complain about their problems
This guy at work always likes to say, ‘Hey, you’re a grown ass man’ whenever people complain. So I waited for him to complain, then I said, ‘Hey you’re a grown ass man,’ and he got this pissed off look on his face and didn’t say anything.
It means a white mans head is going down to suck another mans pecker. But sometimes used by when saying good bye.
I was hanging out at Conner and willies the other night, and let me tel you what, WHITE MAN DOWN! I got some that night.
Man 1: Alright man I better go home
Man 2: alright. White Man Down!
Man 1: White man down!
It’s a man who, after finding a compatible mate, lets his asshole belong to her and only her for whenever and wherever she wants to use it.
Wow he has a loyal man hole, he won’t let anyone near his butt!