A fork of Rural Dictionary
Ray is the most handsome boy you will ever meet. He has brown hair, brown eyes and the cutest smile. He never fails to make you laugh or smile. He always sings along to music. He gets jealous very easily but it’s because he loves you. He is everything you want in a boy.
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Ray is the one friend who is a shower, he usually has a massive penis. Ray is also very smart and usually very successful and can always pull girls.
"Dude Ray had the biggest penis I have ever seen"
Ray is a very good person who likes strawberries a LOT. I mean like... A LOT! Whenever she sees them or hears about them she will jump and shake her hands because she probably has the 'tism like most of her friends. Other than that she also likes cats, fight club, drawing boobs (she says it is just anatomy. totally...), and writing which she is amazing at (even though the topics are a bit strange sometimes). While quite weird she will always make your day a lot brighter no matter what you are going through. Everyone needs a Ray in their life!
"Are those strawberries? I should probably tell Ray!"
"Wow! look at Ray's amazing writing! I am very disturbed but also VERY impressed!"
"I am so lucky to know Ray. She makes life better"
Drunk speak for “right out of her”, meaning exhausted, drained, tired, pooped… usually said when totally intoxicated, the words “right out of her” sometimes sound like “Ray Oliver”!
Q: How ya feeling’ Jimmy?
A: I’m Ray Oliver! *pukes on your shoes, but since you are a good friend you continue to help poor Jimmy home*