Country Dictionary

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Gold Funneling

When you pee in someones ass

Brianna and I tried Gold Funneling last night and she came so fast

by Sqootle July 19, 2018

Gold Fibbing

a person who lies to the news media or file an lawsuits about being sexual harassed years later purely to extract money from another person of frame and wealth, in particular a woman who strives to gain monetary damages from a famous or wealthy man.

Gloria Gold Fibbing is crying her eyes out on television, claiming her boss Mr. Platinum has sexual harassed her 20 years ago by showing her his penis. Gloria is NOW suiting him for 20 Million Dollars. Disclaimer: Sexual Harassment is extremely serious and this definition is not in any way to deminimize the true claims filed by true victims who has been harm by a person that operates under perversion means. However, this definition is strictly referencing to the group of people within our society that scheming like a demon to jump aboard the latest ride which is the Sexual Harassment Movement.

by True Define January 05, 2018

Black and Gold Brigade

The Black and Gold Brigade was the first ever band, created by the Egyptians to appease the gods. They soon discovered it also had the ability to repel and chicks in the area. After they redirected to California, they became the ultimate superpower. Stronger than every country, they wait for the right time to strike anybody named Elliott with their instruments of torture.

You’re in the Black and Gold Brigade? Let me guess, you’re still a virgin? No I’m sexy as fuck.

by Mr.Funell October 25, 2023

Gold Fidh

When someone WAY up north gets really excited over a cheesy American crispy fish shaped snack. A snack that smiles back.

Dynk: I'm excited Josk: Why? Dynk: I GOT GOLD FIDH

by MuddHubb November 23, 2022

rothman golds

when your too poor to buy propper ciggies so en end up with the old faithful rothy golds

Its the end of the pay week and your just duckin down the servo to grab some rothman golds

by Poojabba September 10, 2020

lead-plated-gold moment

When you/someone mixes up the subject and the object of a sentence.

Me: Is it possible to lead plate gold? Roommate: Yes... but why the fuck would you want to do that? Me: Because... *facepalm* Roommate: Yet another brilliant lead-plated-gold moment, brought to you by lack of sleep!

by Dr. WubWub March 06, 2015

Gold Bonding

Also known as Boy Bonding. When a bunch of guys get ina circle and pass around Gold Bond. Everyone puts in their hand the reaches down their pants, and puts it on their balls. Afterword everyone shakes hands

We're definitely gold bonding at the bachelor party!

by Gidonidus May 21, 2024