A fork of Rural Dictionary
Bed sniffer is someone who actively tries to get into other people's sex lives uninvited and when it is not their business. a bed sniffer is also when someone is on the act of persecuting people based on sexuality, non life threatening, and sanitary fetishes and kinks.
1. george: "Did you really tell the head of our department that Jack was having sexual relations with a customer that actually met at a cafe??"
Jake: "of course I did, they were both men."
George: "Jake, you are just being a bed sniffer, the two did nothing wrong but shared coffee and went behind closed doors."
2. Blake: "Father Daniel what are you doing?"
Father Daniel: "I just got a collection of evidence for sinful sexual activities between Irene and Matthew."
Blake: "for what??? why would you be creepy like that?? their kinks have nothing to do with you.
Father Daniel: "it does because its just missionary and proper, soon the whole town will know of this evil and corruption"
Blake: "you are going too far bed sniffer!"
Screwing up something so ridiculously that the entire project was about as effective as "fucking the bed"
Wow Craig, you missed setting your line up Sunday after a brilliant week and ended up handing over your win, you really "fucked the bed" on that one.
My bed is a place where I live l. I hope to die here. I eat my food and drink my caparisons on this bed. I love this bed so very much
An occurrence where in you can't get off your bed and get on your feet after a long sleep. Your brain tells you have to wake up but your body is not responding.
I missed the bus, I was stuck on my magnet bed the entire morning.
A bed fit for an astronaut. It gives the owner delusions of grandeur and makes them think they're hot shit. In reality, it's the bed wherein the owner gets pegged.
Has anyone seen Gill? Aye, Geraldine is pegging him in the NASA bed
to be put to sleep physically or using drugs to induce a sleep like state
man last night that 3 shots of patron to the neck bedded me