A fork of Rural Dictionary
Spruce mountain is a school filled with lowlife soon to be dropouts, and petty pick me girls
“i hate spruce mountain high school you all are a bunch of cry baby ass eaters who can’t do simple math”
School filled with dropouts, round towns and stoners and teachers who care too much
“i fucking hate spruce mountain high school students , you’re all a bunch of lowlife losers<3”
A Burger from the secret menu of the famous American Fast-food chain Arbys. Also known as the most atrocious monstrosity known to burger-kind using 6 different meats in 2 buns. These include: Chicken Tenders, ham, turkey, pastrami, roast beef and bacon.)
"Hello welcome to Arbys! What would you like?" "1 MEAT MOUNTAIN." "I'm sorry, could you repeat that-" "MEAT MOUNTAIN."
n. A mixture of lemon-lime soda and unsweetened iced tea.
Waitress: So, just sweet tea? Man: Could you make mountaineer's tea?
A breed of men who are breezy and carefree to a major fault. They often jump around jobs, cities, and especially women. They often have dogs, are usually in their upper twenties into early thirties. They are deceiving because they seem sweet at first and are harder to spot.
I dated a mountain man, they really suck.
Fall Mountain is a round from Fall Guys that everyone hates.
Guy 1: I just got Fall Mountain Guy 2: You are dead.
Where Denver high schoolers go to make out and fuck in their cars. Also overlooks the Colorado school of mines
Bob: hey, you want to drive lookout mountain today? Angela: no I don’t want to have sex