A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a woman's pubic hair has grown to the point that nobody is willing to dig through the bushes.
Did you hook up with Janet ?
No man, her purity beard had lint in it and scared me off.
the showing of ones beard to another, usually the opposite sex for use of mating. Or to show dominance over someone if the same sex.
so is it beard time?
Yeah sure, lets see it!
1) When someone does something, or constantly does things, that is/are considered to be more than just being a weirdo.
2) A person who is always tripping out on things, or people, beyond a weirdo type way.
1) Whenever I.C.P. is on the radio Paul starts trippin' on beard all thinking he's a wicked clown by painting his face and swinging his hatchet around.
2) Because Mandie's jokes are beyond being psycho in the gutter I think she be trippin on beard.
3) My boyfriend is always trippin' on beard accusing me of having sex with all his friends.
4) If you keep getting all paranoid and suspecting everyone you come across you're going to be trippin' on beard in a bad way.
5) Shit, I be trippin' on beard!
when a man performs oral sex on a woman when she has a yeast infection and in turn contracts a visible yeast infection around his mouth.
did you see that yeast beard on jake? he must have got it from kelsey when she had that yeast infection.
A large, full beard worn by a person who should be too young for a beard of such awesomeness
"man I need to grow a beard."
"Dude if you're going for it go for a full kiner beard!"
Two men with facial scruff who make out or a guy with scruff licking pussy with scruff. This can also be true for a scruffy ass being licked by a person with a beard (man, woman, or trans). This will likely make one party want to trim up in hopes to avoid the transmitting of bugs.
Synonym: bumper scruffs
Example: two santas playing bumper scruffs on the beach
Hey Mike, when you partook in beard smashing last night, did you avoid his crabs?
Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.
I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.