A fork of Rural Dictionary
Inappropriate yodelling from ones vagina.
A small Swiss village was wiped out yesterday by an avalanche caused by a monumental mountain queef. Resue services are still searching for survivors - Reuters
A person whom enjoys climbing up and down on a dick and yodels while doing so.
Did you hear about Jane becoming a meat pole mountaineer last weekend?
When a homosexual man attempts to turn his unsuspecting bros while camping in the mountains
I didnt realize one of my bros was gay until we went camping and he got all bro-back mountain on my ass.
A large hairy creature that loves to steal your beer and fuck your cousin wife or sister lives mostly in the caves of Kentucky almost always seen by tweakers
Hell Denny that damn mountain yeti stole a 30 pack and for some reason my wife been walking with a limp
Narrowly cut circumcision or botched cut
He has such a jagged mountain
The beer you drink at the crag, on the slopes, or at the summit of a mountain after a hike.
Bro 1 - “Yo dude throw me a mountain soda!”
Bro 2 - “You want a rainier or a banquet?”
A girl who puts the fun between her legs. She’s extreme and loves to go fast and give a full send. Mountain bike girls would rather be out riding then stuck in school. They are adventurous, wild, fun. Mountain bike girls are epic and the whole package
Boy “look at her”
Boy 2 “she’s a mountain bike girl”