A fork of Rural Dictionary
The beer you drink at the crag, on the slopes, or at the summit of a mountain after a hike.
Bro 1 - “Yo dude throw me a mountain soda!” Bro 2 - “You want a rainier or a banquet?”
A girl who puts the fun between her legs. She’s extreme and loves to go fast and give a full send. Mountain bike girls would rather be out riding then stuck in school. They are adventurous, wild, fun. Mountain bike girls are epic and the whole package
Boy “look at her” Boy 2 “she’s a mountain bike girl”
If you ask someone who's climbed a big mountain why they did it they will likely say: "Because it's there" This is the mountaineer mentality. They had no good reason to do it, but they did it anyway.
Person 1: Hey, why the hell did you sleep with my sister?!? Person 2: Because I can. Person 1: That's some whack ass mountaineer mentality you got there bucko *proceeds to beat the shit out of Person 2*
Meth.
John-Luke: Hey Bobby let's go to Table Rock Lake and cook up some good ol' Ozark Mountain Diamonds! Bobby: I can't tonight, I gotta go to my brother's trailer have sex with every female in my immediate family. John-Luke: Well gosh dammit.
Inappropriate yodelling from ones vagina.
A small Swiss village was wiped out yesterday by an avalanche caused by a monumental mountain queef. Resue services are still searching for survivors - Reuters
A person whom enjoys climbing up and down on a dick and yodels while doing so.
Did you hear about Jane becoming a meat pole mountaineer last weekend?