A fork of Rural Dictionary
ear buds that apple has created that broke people can’t afford and anybody who owns airpods can’t hear / see / feel / smell broke. they don’t have wires so you can flex on everyone. people that own airpods literally are in love with each other and treat everyone else like peasants.
*has airpods in* sorry bitch i can’t hear your brokeness
Just Apple's old EarPods except the wires are cut off, it has Bluetooth, and you have your AirPods! Just cut off the wires from your EarPods, Then, Bluetooth will be activated! Voila, you have AirPods! Oooh, Oooh! Turn'em into AirPods Pro by adding Eartips! Want AirPods Max? Glue'em onto Headphones, and your Headphones will become Wireless!
I won't define AirPods, You know what it is BRUH! I'll just fill in the damn requirements.
a teenage boy that will never be seen walking around without his airpods in. he doesn’t like to partake in pre-marital eye contact under any circumstances. is quite good looking and will talk to you 24/7 on snapchat but will pretend you don’t exist when he sees you irl.
“ive been talking to this cute guy, but he always ignores me irl”
“is it him over there?”
“yeah”
“oh, he’s an airpods”
When you and your friend listen to music together over a shared pair of Airpods, and you place the AirPod on your outside ear so you can hear each other talk.
1) Omg Becky, don’t be dumb. Switch sides with me. I can’t hear you unless you’re social AirPodding. Embarrassing...
2) You know Jimbo likes a girl when he social airpods ‘Ruel’ with her.
what you have when you think you’re cooler/better than everyone else. confidence is to big dick energy as cockiness is to airpod energy.
Chad has real airpod energy; he’s always trying to flex