A fork of Rural Dictionary
when two or more people both over-use sarcasm in a situation that the situation becomes awkward and both parties are thoroughly confused.
Person 1: (sarcastically) hey whore you gonna give me a blow job later?
Person 2: (sarcastically) hell yeah let's go right now!
Person 1: (seriously) really?
Person 2: (seriously) no! ew, you creep!
Person 3: whoa. sarcash awk sesh!
The act of having intense sexual intercourse when both the man and womans 'private parts' are extremely hairy and the cum gets stuck to the pubic hair and becoming extremely crusty.
joe: me and sally had AMAZING mad awks last night !
v. the act of doing something awkward to cock block yourself or someone else either intentionally or unintentionally
I was hitting on the brides sister but had to stop because her father came over and said something about her medication, it was a total awk block.
grippa, meaning very
awk, meaning awkward.
or
very awkward
shit, the teacher just peed his pants.
yeah son, that was grippa awk
When you are in an awkward situation and you get out of it or you see one coming and you prevent it from happening.
Me and this girl were talking about Trump and things got pretty awkward so I had to de-awk the situation and change the subject to puppies.