A fork of Rural Dictionary
Council Bluffs Tuna Melt.
The act of 3 big dick black dudes fucking the pussy of a small skinny white girl and thereafter smoking a cigarette and extinguishing the cigarette using the girl's pussy along with her squirting juices.
Dude #1: Hey Tyrone, how was your weekend?
Tyrone: My weekend was good. I got that Council Bluffs Tuna Melt from Tiffany down the block.
Dude #1: Forreal? Me and 3 of my other homes got a Council Bluffs Tuna Melt from Tiffany last week.
A piece of shit. A person who steals, fucks its mother, and plays with him/herselves inside the gas station
Did you see that rum Matt, he was beating off in kwik shop what a fucking council bluffs rum
When a girl fakes an orgasm, she is bluffing her muff muff.
Guys "have you ever been muff-bluffed?" - I would hope not!
Girl " I'm a regular muff bluffer" or "I've never had to bluff my muff"
Incestual Relationship; also applies to other family members.
"Where's Jim tonight?"
"Oh, he's out with his Council Bluffs Sister again..."
"Wow. Won't their kids have hooves?!?"