A fork of Rural Dictionary
Gutter whore who not unlike the bagpipes getting filled with air gets blown full of nasty hobo semen. A little squeeze and horrible sounds and of course semen will project outwards.
Damn what happened to you at that Phis concert you smell like a Hobo's bagpipes!
When a girl is giving you a sloppy blowjob that sounds like she's trying to play a bagpipe and fondling your balls with her fingers.
Dude, Mallory gave me the worst blowjob last night, I think she was trying to play the bagpipe!
After ejaculating into a pussy, lock your lips onto it and blow warm, moist air and a merry little tune will come out her asshole.
massive stud: i gave my girl the mellow bagpipe last night, couldn’t danced to the little jig
The new hip music, combines drums and bagpipes for an excellent combo. Sometimes played with a lettuce. Currently whats hip in ireland.
Hey have you seen that epic dnb session yesteday at Jay's corner?
NO i listen to drum and bagpipes get with the times looser.
When you take the bladder out of a box of wine, throw it over your shoulder, and drink all night from the spout.
That dude with the Arkansas Bagpipe was trashed!
When a girl sticks a finger up a guys bum while giving him a blowjob.
After we got home from dinner we had a drink and she showed me how to play the Greek bagpipes.
A flaming bagpipe is when you pour butane on a man's cock, light it on fire and put it out by blowing him whilst massaging his testicles.
The other night I made Becky give me a flaming bagpipe.