A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you have a spicy dump, perhaps after a bad curry and the ring is sore af afterwards and is res raw after which can be sore for days.
A Shrivelled red and sore butthole.
Originating from Newcastle UK
“Jack, you coming out to the pub lad?”
“Nahh alan, ive got the crump.”
When you and a group of friends gather around one street light in the middle of the night and one by one have a dance off while everyone else watches until there turn.
I’m high as fuck we should go have a crump battle
When you crump so much that the crump factory starts to burn and stretch
I ate a lot of taco bell and now I have crump cramps
an ass turd(le) who keeps on acting like a purple muffin
fred kept on asking whether we were gonna go to the antique fair - god, what a crump-stick.