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Ooga booga caveman brain

When someone is so dumb he literally can't be any dumber and is using - 50% of his brain capacity.

Have you seen what he did with his part of the group project? It's so dumb, I think he went ooga booga caveman brain.

by Lil rud October 13, 2020

caveman dat ho

the act of a man beating a woman with a club to the point of bleeding, then using the blood as lube to fuck her. Often involves a running headstart. See also: restrepo

I usually perform restrepo after I caveman dat ho.

by Nubris August 14, 2010

so easy a caveman can do it

Sarah Palin Katy Perry Ke$ha Bristol Palin Your Mom Taylor Swift Justin Bieber George Bush J WOW Snooki The Kardashians and Princess Daisy.

Snooki is so easy a caveman can do it.

by Everything you're not! January 11, 2011

Omega Caveman

When you're so tired that your forehead feels as heavy as a caveman's forehead looks.

David: Yo, bro i got up so early today and I'm definitely feeling omega caveman right now, my forehead is soo heavy. Buncie: Why did you go back to sleep? David: My body didn't want to.

by UrbanDad420 November 14, 2020

Futuristic Caveman

A term describing people living in modern times with ancient knowledge but next-gen technologies.

Andre: To become a futuristic caveman, you have know the history of how video gaming came into existence.

by TRAVVIS December 29, 2017

The caveman

The caveman is when a girl is dancing in a club and you're just gonna come up from behind and rub your pelvis against her ass, hope that something good is happening. This approach rarely works on girls in a club.

Me: Dude, you saw the guy doing the caveman to that girl? Homie: Ye, she was not amused and left the dancefloor. Cringe asf!

by Lil' Ox January 22, 2018

Basic Caveman

Rob VanKuiken is a straight basic caveman.

Robbie went full basic caveman when he stuck that 18G in that dudes bicep

by Honeynutts July 19, 2018