A fork of Rural Dictionary
A cycle of catching, suffering from, and passing along any manner of seasonal illnesses, viruses (cold, flu, swine flu, etc.), or whatever “crud that’s going around”, among the same group of people, usually among family households or small groups of co-workers. Anywhere from 1-4 consecutive games of Crud Tag can be played.
Employee: Yeah I think I got what my my wife and kid just got over, so I’ll try to come in later.
Supervisor: Late?! STAY HOME until you’re better for Chrissakes! Don’t bring your game of Crud Tag into the office!
The congestion that's in your throat and nose when you wake up in the morning.
I'll sound more like myself after I get rid of this night crud.
The collection of organic or inorganic residue that collects at the water line of hot tubs, bath tubs, sitz bath or any other standing water, after it has been violated by people who refuse to shower before entering.
The residue may be a combination of sweat, hair, various body fluids, chemicals, beauty products, herpes simplex, excrement and other undisolved as yet unclassified solids and other things to numerous to mention. It may be easier to define it in the aggregate as "Nasty shit you don't want to touch"
I am not getting near that crud ring!
The stuff in Donald Trumps ass after a gangbang on the streets of Russia
Man what's that smell is that street crud? Nah man I ain't got that shit Donald does up his ass.
Crud diddly is a more PG way of saying the curse word "shit."
Cop: You're under arrest!
Me: What! I haven't done crud diddly!