A fork of Rural Dictionary
Sweetest guy you will ever meet. Very cute and has an amazing personality, as well as a loving heart. He's also really handsome, like a piece of art or smth. Extremely artistic and talented, a sweetheart too. Will support and listen to your interests, even if he doesn't personally like them as much as you. Probably gay or bi
Damn dude, he sure is a Finch.
I love Finch so much and she is the best girlfriend someone could ask for
the action of talking about a significant other or loved one. could also be the action of traumadumping unwantedly
i am finching about my boyfriend, spencer reid.
i finched in the groupchat
can i finch about my significant other?
If you are born with a curved penis, finching is the act of bending it back into place over time.
“Hey Ethan I was just finching in the shower last night, I think I’m making progress.”
finch•ing
/ˈfïnchiNG/
adverb
1.
a “finch” is a person that wants all of the attention on them at all times and complains when it isn’t. also watches Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007) an unhealthy amount. has an obsession with spencer reid and spencewuah. this is a negative finch, you trauma dump and be annoying as hell.
2.
the action of becoming finch. you talk about your significant other in an intense way. there is a thick line between actually being finch and finching. this is a positive finch because people want to hear. most used.
“CAN YOU FINCH PLEASE.”
“CAN YOU?”
“I’VE BEEN FINCHING SINCE YESTERDAY.”
“NO YOU HAVEN’T”
A really scary guy who wobbles a lot. Mocked by a few people but once you get to know him, he is not so bad. He can sometimes get work done late and can sense a lie from a mile away.