A fork of Rural Dictionary
he is the hottest and sexiest man alive, the best mobile fortnite player to ever grace this earth. jr is ass compared to him. esteban wants to suck him but he is taken. esteban committed suicide after that. in his prime he was better at soccer than ronaldo and messi combined. rachel and nana are very jealous because chris is going to be rich and they will live on the streets where they belong. jose has a crush on rachel tho.
christopher franco: exists*
everyone: marry me pls
christopher franco: fuck you
This man loves Ashley Campos so much, it’s unreal
Christopher Franco and Ashley Campos just existing*
everyone- you guys are a great couple
Because he needs to know:
You're amazing and don't doubt it- beautiful inside and out. Don't put yourself down because:
1) mad piano skills, man. Don't hide it.
2) Survived your first year of marching band
3) Kind- you're the nicest person I know (yes, he is I'm not lying)
4) You've helped me out so much and you know it
You guys if you ever meet him tell him thank you for just being alive
His greatness is to great to be expressed in a sentence, but here goes:
... I can't
Sorry guys
But because I have to
Franco Aric Vitanco Bulos
yes
The act in which one masturbates to a Franco
She couldn't stop francoing-it all night