A fork of Rural Dictionary
To shit in the freezer - to destroy one's chances or reputation through an idiotic lapse. From the UK tv show Big Brother, when a contestant lost crediblity by shitting in the freezer.
"The guy was doing okay till he shat in the freezer". "Don't get caught acting stupid and lose your rep - Don't shit in the freezer."
Taking a frozen freezer pop or ice pop and putting inside your lady friend while having intercourse.
After Bob put some freezer pops inside his girlfriend, he could feel his penis get freezing cold...
When one unexpectedly ends an act of sodomy with another in an outdoor setting with temperatures below freezing.
Preston was quite surprised when Chandler pulled the meat out of the freezer.
Something that happens on Mabi.com
Sab is Fortnite Freezer Fucking her
A girl who wont come close to her boyfriend. She wont go on dates with him and awkwardly puts arms around each other.
Standing two or three feet apart at a dance is a Allie the Freezer
A situation in which an individual sits on the toilet seat, and lets out an audible, "uhhh" due to the below freezing temperature of the toilet seat.
Rick: "Ill be back man, i gotta take a shit." Tom: "Careful, i just went in the left stall and it was a wicked freezer seat." Rick: "Duly Noted."
The walk you have to make when getting out from underneath blankets to go get another one cause it's so damn cold
"My body went from 98.6 degrees to feeling like -5 after that freezer walk I just did"