Country Dictionary

A person or entity who matches and also identifies with your energy.,beliefs, practices, morals and common interests.

My friend and I have never crossed each other. We have so much in common, there is never a dull moment. She would also never betray me. My friend is "fuckwitable!"

Does something completely obviously , to a person , then uses voodoo to punish them for doing it to them usually because it’s not really supposed to have been able to happen to them but it did because they used the voodoo to make it happen haha

Hey super fuckwit acting like a dude version of bindy Irwin , fanx for the diarrea , I nearly got to fuck your mrs and take your seat but I shitted so hard it didn’t work

A term used to describe someone who is so stupid they would get a ball implant on his face. It is normally used to describe a half arsed saddo who,despite the fact that he has no common sense, would be the best candidate for prime minister at the moment as he has more brain cells than our current one who has approximately 0.001 ounces of common sense in his balding head.

Here's a mince pie you fuckwitted stupid cabbage.

When you're shopping at a Tesco superstore (on your own, like a responsible person) and suddenly look down an aisle to see a stupid couple having an argument about what type of cheese to get right next to a member of staff stocking shelves, with two more random people discussing the weather further along.

Note to self: turn around and come back later -- no way you're getting through that wall of fuckwit just now.