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A blob in where the giver sucks cocaine off of the receivers erect willy. Originating from the YouTuber Goblin who is most known for his “cocaine chronicles” series of story time videos

“Damn she gave me the gob-job after picking up that gram last night”
“That’s bussin G”

When you give a goblin a job, and he winds up sending your company into the underworld because he's outlived the board with his 300 years of pension backing him.

Will often turn Yellow once they find out about the Simpsons, White People, and Thorium.

example: Bill Gates

The Did(diddo)'s gib gob a job, evidence were real.

When someone is talking too much or if someone you don't like is speaking.

Shut your gob cunt

a new craze beginning from planking and batmaning but instead placing a foreign object into your mouth that is unlikely to fit for the LOL's.

OMG she has 10 spoons in her mouth! Oh yeah, she's gobbing.

Gamer speak for please don’t interrupt me as I am chase/killing a very elusive enemy with extra goodies.

My wife is playing Diablo Immortal on her iPhone with her air pods and I yell “can you hear me?” And she tersely replies “Got a Gob” which I instantly recognize as her trying to kill a special enemy (Goblin) who carries special goodies, and I back off mute. Gamer quick speak for STFU

a tone tag that can mean whatever you want it to

/ get out *b*itch

/gobble out bitches

/go outside Blizzard

you decide

usually means you’re pretty fed up with someones bullshit though

is trumps skin orange ?

Good to hear ! /gob

gob ?

I’m sorry /gen

it’s alright /gob

react in a scared or surprised way

"When that possum jumped out, I gobbed a smoggle!"

"You always gob a smoggle when a bird flies too close to you."