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Gonzo

Pronounced Guh-on-zo
Or Gon-zo

The biggest nonce to ever nonce.

Actually rather disgusting... May be lurking in your local SC or TX,

Dick: DAMN! This guy is such a nonce!
Richard: You know..... You got a point. Reminds me a bit of Gonzo.
Dick: That guy sure did have a point.

by Gonzo Destroyer July 13, 2022

Gonzos

adjective

1. A version of, "Your man's gone"; "Yo bae's gonzos" or, "Friends, I drank too much and am far too gone"; "Yo boy's gonzos! I'm lit! I'm...blaaaaargh...ugh...I'm stutterfucked boooooooiii!

So, yeah, bout last night. I was seriously gonzos aight? I promise I just couldn't control my body anymore! If only it stopped with just puking in it...but, shitting in it?! All over the dash?! Mah bad, bruh.

by DuhGlitch May 09, 2022

gonzo

An adjective of when a noun or action is not quite to the point of hating or disliking. It is fine as is. However, one would not actively seek, consume, or engage in said thing.

"Wow man, this song you sent me is hella gonzo"
"These cupcakes are pretty gonzo. If you add some more sugar they would be a lot less gonzo".

by goatlee February 16, 2025

Gonzo

Gonzo is a person with a huge or large long nose also like from the Muppet babies show gonzo had a long big nose...

Look at this GONZO ass bitch.
Meaning look how big that man or woman's nose is. Aka look at this big nosed bitch

by Olneyboi March 11, 2018

gonzo

Argentinean, drinccer of bepis and an epic gamer

Gonzo dranc a bepis in Buenos Aires

by Bulkbogan11 March 27, 2019

Gonzo Fly

When the weed in your pipe is all burned out.

"hey man is there another hit left in that pipe?"
"no man i think its gonzo fly"

by Amplaya420 May 18, 2010

Gonzo Betty

A hardcore mountain bike girl

I can’t believe she hucked that 20 foot drop - she is a total Gonzo Betty!

by Amishoney August 14, 2019