A fork of Rural Dictionary
Being heterosexual means you like someone of the opposite gender, if you were a girl you would like boys and only boys if you were heterosexual. People may also say they are straight instead of heterosexual because it’s shorter and easier to pronounce.
“I’m heterosexual, or straight as they call it.”
a mental illness causing people to hold their peena on tiktok and talk in an unironic southern accent
heterosexual means straight
brianna: "guys, i just got diagnosed for heteroitis.."
her friends: "omg hope u get better bestie! quarantine..stay homo✊"
Someone who is only attracted to members of the opposite sex.
A mental illness involving astronomically high sexual assault, and femicide rates.
Alternatively: "Straight", "Str8", "Skr8", or "Straggot".
I hate everything that reminds of heterosexuality, and those sick with it.
A useless way of saying that you're straight
Quandale Dingle: Do you support LGBTQ+
Kia Malifa: Yeah I'm heterosexuality
Quandale Dingle: Anyways I saw some of your videos...
a very fancy, almost scientific sounding and unneccessarily long version of the word "bromance". use only for pretentious purposes.
Dudebro 1: "Dude, is it weird that I like to kiss my homies goodnight?"
Dudebro 2: "Nah, man, everyone does that. The polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men is actually a thing."
