A fork of Rural Dictionary
A whimsical or anomalous event consisting of an awkward silence or facepalm followed by stating "Jed Moment"
"Why does he look like le bingus?"
"Jed Moment"
the act of shaving one's pubes into the mouth of another. Then forcing them to eat a jelly sandwich.
Karen enjoys a grape Jed after a good rogering.
Scumbag who went on the bachelorette to promote his singing career... and w a gf at home. Ended up “winning” bc of his stupid guitar (I’ll be ur mr right, gurllll). Overall piece of shit. 0/10
Oh Jed Wyatt? He wrote that one dog jingle, right? What a piece of shit
A dirty hippie from a rural area in the southern United States, typically of low intelligence.
Did you hear that Tennessee Jed talk? He sounded like the village idiot of Starksville.
You're a very red flag guy. But I don't why I'm simping about you. Because you came accidentally in my life and you gave my heart full of love. I love you baby. I miss you mahal. But I need to let you go this time. You're a blessing but not my answered prayer.