A fork of Rural Dictionary
Joan is a hot species of a male. Normally curly black or brown hair, with brown eyes and nice ass eyebrows. Joan has the best smile with the big lip - mustache - goatee combo. And that nose…. Oh Joan’s nose is the type you’d want to sit on. Joan is a kind, funny, caring, sexy and a lil overprotective guy. He’s at least 5’8 to 6ft tall. He has a lot of friends and is good at a lot of things. Especially at bed. Joan is a 8 inch packer and makes girls go head over heels with that Thang. He’s a lover but he’s not afraid to fight a nigga. Joan isn’t much of a person who talks to girls but he pulls them anyways. He’s awkward at times but a freak in private. Get you a guy like Joan. I promise he will rock your world.🤤🛌🍆😈🌎
Girl 1 - omg who’s that?
Girl 2 - Oh that’s Joan
Girl 3 - he’s cute
Group of girls : He’s so FINEEE😫
Gf : And he packs🤤
Ex. "The surgeon Joaned up the transplant, killing the patient."
Joan is a name that the ultimate life forms have. Only people who are greek gods have this name. They can make you happy or sad for seconds. They also have huge dick.
Anna: I don’t wanna be couple with you anymore.
Carl: But why?
Anna: I met Joan and you’re ugly.
EX. "THE SURGEON JOANED UP THE
TRANSPLANT, KILLING THE PATIENT."
(VERB): To screw up.
This definition is exactly the definition used in Clone High, S3E2 at 8 minutes and 11 seconds.
EX. "The surgeon Joaned up the transplant, killing the patient."
ex. "The surgeon joaned up the transplant, killing the patient."